Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Declaration of the KooKoo...

In the land of KooKooness everyone will be treated fairly and everyone will have loads of fun. I, King Jester of the KooKoo Asians, proclaim that everyday we work. We will Wake up in the mornings and get ready for a long day, we will Eat breakfast, we will play like eight year olds, we will eat lunch, we will play some more, then we will eat dinner, and last we will sleep! That shall be our daily routine. The job(game) that you pick shall be your job for a month, then we select new careers. The Declaration also states that by doing this everyone will only recieve a part time payment of seventeen zillion dollars a year.
If you Decide to try and cut the grass, or wash dishes then we will slap you, and then kick you out of KooKoo land. That job is for the members of Cody land to do, yes we do own the land of cody, so they are our slaves at the time of being. All throughout the year we KooKoo civilians will not do any chores because it is clearly forbidden and against out KooKoo religion. The children born in KooKoo must attend school from the age of five to the age of six. One year is sufficient enough for all children.That is the declaration of KooKoo land.

1 comment:

Lee Ann said...

Do the citizens of Cody Land know that they are your slaves?